Oh goodness gracious. If you will forgive me for my bluntness, I think that if the Audi TT Clubsport Quattro had been featured in Grease, it seriously — and probably literally — would have earned a reputation for being a “real p*ssy wagon,” if you get my tastefully censored drift.
This is another one of those cars that should definitely be qualified as sex on wheels. You can even hear it purr through the picture, like a low slung animal getting ready to pounce.
The styling elements alone are absolutely to die for; all by itself, the grille dominates the front. If you saw this thing coming at you, you’d be hard pressed to do more than stand there and just pray it would run you over, because what a way to go.